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The Queen Victoria, 46 Albert Square, Walford

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Area Intelligence Summary

One of the best-connected and best-fed corners of London, with a working market at the end of the road and schools that have transformed in a generation. As a home it is strong. As a business it is a crowded market with a cellar, a licence and twenty competitors inside a mile.

What's good
  • Fourteen bus routes and a real night network — worth more here than a tube that shuts.
  • Two Overground stations within a few minutes, and the City in about ten.
  • Ridley Road market on the doorstep — a commercial asset for any kitchen here.
  • The highest cycling rates of any London borough, with the network to match.
Worth checking
  • Surface water backs up in heavy rain, and a cellar full of stock is the expensive version of that.
  • New flats consented close by can turn into noise complaints and then licence conditions.
  • Contested permit zone, and dray access on a residential square needs confirming in writing.
  • Around twenty pubs and bars within a mile — on this report that is the competition, not an amenity.
Moving in

Day to day this is a well-connected, well-fed square with two Overground stations, fourteen bus routes and a market at the end of the road. Living here is easy. Trading here is the harder proposition: survey the cellar before you do anything else, get the rateable value rather than the council tax band, read the agent-of-change position on every flat consented nearby, and settle how the dray gets to the kerb before you sign.

Environment & risk

Flood risk
The cellar is the whole question here

No river flood risk — the Lea is far enough east and this ground sits above the tidal reach. Surface water is the live one: Hackney runs Victorian combined sewers under a lot of hard standing, and heavy summer downpours back up. On an ordinary house that is a nuisance. On premises with a cellar full of stock and electrics it is the single most expensive thing that can go wrong, and it should be surveyed before anything else on this list.

Crime rate
Above average, and licensed premises carry more of it

Above the national average, as inner east London is, with theft, vehicle crime and anti-social behaviour doing the volume and the concentration on the main roads rather than the residential squares. The trend across Hackney has been downward for several years. Worth noting that a pub sits at the sharp end of night-time incident statistics whatever the surrounding area does, and the licence conditions will reflect that.

Air quality
Kingsland Road sets the ceiling

Nitrogen dioxide runs above the WHO guideline along the A10 and has fallen markedly since ULEZ without getting comfortably clear. A square set back from the main road does considerably better than the corridor readings suggest, but you are two streets from one of the busiest bus routes in London and it shows in the numbers. The square itself is stiller than it ought to be, which is largely a function of how much of local life happens indoors and at volume.

Radon gas
Not a radon area

London clay, lowest band. No testing or remedial work is expected. Note that radon accumulates in cellars more than in living space generally, but not at levels that register anywhere in this part of the country.

Road noise
The square is calm; the A10 is not

Kingsland High Street carries heavy bus and traffic flow from early until late, and the square itself is set back far enough to take the edge off without escaping it. The more relevant noise question at this address runs the other way: what the premises emit, when, and who lives close enough to complain about it. On a square this size the answer to the second is everybody, and they will have known about it before you did.

Aircraft noise
City Airport traffic, high and intermittent

East London sits under approach and departure routes for London City, but this far west the aircraft are high and the movements are limited — no weekend afternoon flights and nothing overnight. Audible on a still evening, and otherwise not a factor.

Railway noise
Overground viaducts, close and busy

The Overground runs on brick viaducts through Dalston with high frequency from before 5am until after midnight, and the lines are close enough here to be audible indoors on the side facing them. Modern stock on arches is a rumble rather than a clatter. It is also precisely why the transport section below reads as well as it does.

Pylons & power lines
Nothing overhead

Inner-London distribution is entirely underground. No pylons, no overhead lines and no substation at any distance that would matter.

Planning & development
Dalston is being rebuilt, and new neighbours complain

This is one of the most actively developed corners of London: tall residential schemes around the stations, the market area under repeated review, and estate regeneration across the borough. Two things follow for licensed premises. Cranes and hoardings for years, and — more consequentially — new flats built close to a pub that has operated for a century, whose residents are entitled to raise noise complaints that can end up as licence conditions. Check the agent-of-change position on anything consented nearby.

Coastal erosion
Doesn't apply here

About 45 miles from open coast, so there is no erosion picture to report. We still run the check on every address rather than quietly dropping it, so you can see it came back clear rather than wonder where it went. The furthest this establishment has ever been from dry land is a booked coach trip that did not go well for anyone.

Connectivity

Broadband speed
Full fibre, several providers

Gigabit full fibre is available at this postcode from more than one network. For a business that means the card terminals, the tills and the upstairs all run off one connection without argument, which is not something every pub in London can say.

Mobile signal
5G outside, and the cellar is a dead zone

Four-network 5G outdoors and solid indoor signal at street level. Thick Victorian walls take the edge off it in the back rooms, and below ground there is nothing at all — worth knowing if anyone is expected to answer a phone while changing a barrel.

Health & education

SchoolsOfsted
Hackney schools have transformed, and the data shows it

Several Good and Outstanding primaries within half a mile. Hackney secondary schools went from among the weakest in the country to consistently above the national average within a generation, which is one of the genuine success stories in English education and is fully reflected in this postcode. Places at the most sought-after are competitive and allocated largely by distance — which on a square where the same handful of families have held the same addresses for forty years is less of a lottery than it sounds.

GP surgery
Five practices within a mile

Five GP practices within a mile, several within an easy walk, most accepting new patients from this postcode. Hackney has invested heavily in primary care and access here is better than the London average.

Pharmacy
Plenty, and several open late

A good number within a short walk along the high street and around the market, with late and Sunday opening between them. No difficulty at all.

A&E / hospital
Homerton A&E about a mile and a half

Homerton University Hospital runs a 24-hour A&E roughly a mile and a half east — a short bus ride or a few minutes by car. The Royal London at Whitechapel adds a major trauma centre about three miles south. Good emergency cover, and worth knowing precisely where it is if you are running licensed premises. The route is well known to everyone on this square, generally for reasons that arrived without warning around Christmas.

Dentists
Good number of practices, NHS books mostly shut

Around a dozen dental practices within a mile. As almost everywhere in England, the number taking new NHS adult patients is close to none. Private appointments are readily available.

Childcare & nurseries
Plenty of choice, and council provision alongside

Around twenty nurseries, pre-schools and childminders within a mile, a good number rated Good or better, with more council-run provision than most London boroughs manage. Fees sit below the central London average.

Lifestyle

Playgrounds
Four within ten minutes

Four playgrounds inside a ten-minute walk, including good provision in London Fields and on the Downs. Strong for a dense inner-London postcode.

Supermarkets
Two big shops, and one of London’s great market streets

Two full-size supermarkets within half a mile, and Ridley Road market on the doorstep — a working market rather than a curated one, with Caribbean, West African, Turkish and South Asian traders selling produce cheaper and better than either supermarket. For a kitchen operating out of these premises, that proximity is a commercial asset, not just a convenience.

Parks & green space
London Fields and Hackney Downs, both close

London Fields is about half a mile and has a heated lido open year round; Hackney Downs is closer still. Neither is large by the standards of a royal park but both are genuinely used, and between them this postcode does better on accessible green space than its density would suggest.

Running & walking routes
Canal towpath and a parkrun on the marshes

The Regent’s Canal towpath is a short run south and gives a continuous traffic-free route in both directions; the Lea Navigation and Hackney Marshes open up genuine distance to the east, with a Saturday parkrun out that way. Flat throughout, which is either the attraction or the drawback depending on your view.

Food density
Exceptional, and competitive

Well over a hundred and fifty food businesses within a mile — Turkish ocakbaşı, Vietnamese, Caribbean, and one of the densest concentrations of independent restaurants and bars in London. Excellent if you are eating. Worth a hard look if you are trading, because every one of them is competing for the same evening.

Takeaway density
Very high

Comfortably over sixty takeaways within a mile with every delivery platform working the area hard. High even by inner-London standards, and a direct competitor for the late trade.

Pubs
Around twenty within a mile — read this one as the competition

Roughly twenty pubs and bars within a mile, ranging from unreconstructed corner locals to late-licence venues drawing crowds from across London. On every other report in this set that number is an amenity. On this one it is the market you would be entering, and it is a crowded one.

Turkish barbers
Sixteen, which is close to the London ceiling

Sixteen within a mile, concentrated along the high street, most taking walk-ins late into the evening. Dalston has one of the highest densities in the country, and unlike most places on this measure the description is literal rather than approximate.

Vape shops
Eleven within a mile

Eleven within a mile, almost all on the main shopping streets. High even for inner London, and a reasonable proxy for how much footfall the area carries.

Gyms & fitness
Good coverage across the range

A dozen or so gyms and studios within a mile, from budget chains to arch-based independents, plus the council leisure provision below. No shortage of options at any price.

Post Office & banking
Post Office nearby, banks nearly gone

A Post Office within a short walk covering everyday banking, which matters here rather more than usual — bank branches have thinned to one within a mile, and a pub still takes meaningful cash. Business banking deposits are the practical problem worth solving before you take on premises like these.

Vets
Four practices, emergency cover nearby

Four veterinary practices within a mile and 24-hour emergency provision about fifteen minutes away. Good coverage for an area with a high dog population and, historically, a very high tolerance for dogs in bars. A small dog behind a bar is a fixture here rather than an exception.

Library
Two within a mile

Two Hackney libraries within a mile, both with full opening hours, public computers, study space and children’s sessions. Hackney has kept its branch network in better condition than most London boroughs.

Leisure centre & pool
Pool within half a mile, and a lido nearby

A council leisure centre with a main pool and gym sits within half a mile, and London Fields Lido — heated, Olympic-length and open all year — is a short walk beyond it. Strong provision.

Allotments
A few sites, years-long lists

Two or three allotment sites within a mile and a half, all with waiting lists measured in years. Standard for inner London. Community growing projects are the realistic route to a plot inside a decade.

Recycling centre
One within about fifteen minutes by car

Hackney residents get a reuse and recycling centre roughly fifteen minutes away. Note that licensed premises generate commercial waste, which is not a council household service — you will need a trade waste contract, and glass collection on a square with residents on it is a scheduling problem as much as a cost.

People & community

Housing tenureCensus 2021
Social and private renting dominate

Social renting and private renting between them account for the large majority of households here, with owner-occupation a clear minority — Hackney remains a major council landlord and the private rented sector has grown fast around it. A pub with a flat over it is a commercial title rather than a residential one, which is a different transaction entirely and wants a different solicitor.

Household deprivationCensus 2021
Above the England average, and falling fast

Household deprivation here runs above the England average, with overcrowding the most pronounced dimension. The change across the last two censuses has been among the steepest improvements of any area in the country, and the gap to the London average has narrowed sharply. Street by street it remains genuinely mixed. Turnover on a square like this is the figure that would tell you most, and it is not one the Census collects.

Asylum accommodation
Some dispersal accommodation in the borough

Hackney accommodates people under Home Office dispersal arrangements at a rate broadly in line with other inner-London boroughs. We report it because people ask, and because it says something about a place either way. There is no contracted accommodation on this square.

Cost & property

Council tax
Band D about £2,050 — but this is a business rates question

Hackney charges a little under the England average at Band D, around £2,050 including the Greater London Authority precept, and the residential flat above would be banded on its own. The larger number at this address is business rates on the trading part, assessed on rateable value rather than a band, with small business relief unlikely to apply to a pub of this size. Get the rateable value before you get excited about the council tax.

Sold house prices
7 sales in the last 5 years, typically £755,000

Seven residential sales recorded on this postcode in the last five years, from £520,000 for a flat to £1,150,000 for a whole terraced house. Across Hackney the average price is around £640,000, roughly flat on the year as of June 2026 (UK House Price Index). These are residential comparables and do not price licensed premises, which trade on turnover and lease terms rather than on square footage. Note also that a pub on a square this small changes hands more often than the houses around it, and rarely quietly.

£400,000£600,000£800,000£1,000,000£1,200,000Mar 2022May 2026£1,150,000

Transport

Bus access
Fourteen routes and a strong night network

Fourteen bus routes stop within a five-minute walk, including several 24-hour services on the Kingsland Road corridor. This is one of the best-served bus locations in London, and for licensed premises a genuine night network is worth more than a tube station that shuts.

Train
Two Overground stations within a few minutes

Dalston Junction and Dalston Kingsland are both a short walk and put the Overground in every useful direction — the City in about ten minutes, Highbury, Canada Water and the north-east all direct. No Underground station, and with this bus and Overground provision it barely registers as a gap. People do leave from here. They come back more often than they mean to.

On-street parking
Controlled zone, heavily contested, and deliveries are the real issue

A controlled parking zone operates most of the day and a resident permit is required, with occupancy high into the evening and no realistic prospect of a space near the door on a Friday. For the trade the harder question is loading: dray deliveries need kerb access on a residential square, and the arrangement for that should be confirmed in writing rather than assumed.

Roadworks
Five active permits within a quarter-mile

Five active or imminent street works within a quarter-mile, mostly utility jobs, with longer-running activity tied to the development schemes nearby. Expect this to be constant for several years rather than a passing phase, and expect at least one of them to close the road your deliveries arrive on. The market traders will know the schedule before the council publishes it.

EV charging
Thirty-odd points within a mile

More than thirty public charge points within a mile, including a good spread of lamp-post charging on residential streets — Hackney has been among the more active boroughs on this. Rapid charging is a short drive away.

Petrol stations
Two within a mile and a half

Two filling stations within a mile and a half, one open around the clock. Prices sit a few pence above the national average, as across inner London.

Cycle infrastructure
Among the best in London

Hackney has the highest cycling rates of any London borough and has built the network to match — segregated routes, filtered residential streets and direct signed links to the City and the canal. Flat, dense and well provided for. Secure storage is the only thing to check.

Council & MP

Council & wardONS
Hackney — a single unitary, and your licensing authority

The London Borough of Hackney is a unitary authority, so bins, planning, schools, social care and the council tax bill all come from one place. At this address it is also the licensing authority, which makes it the body that sets your hours, your conditions and what happens if the neighbours object. Hackney has an elected mayor. Policing is the Metropolitan Police.

Your MPUK Parliament
Dame Meg Hillier MP (Labour)

Dame Meg Hillier has been an MP since 2005 and holds Hackney South and Shoreditch, which took in the Dalston ward at the 2024 boundary review — worth stating plainly, because the neighbouring seat is the one most people assume covers this square. This is who writes back if you take a local issue as far as Westminster. Licensing decisions, however, stop at the town hall.

The Queen Victoria, 46 Albert Square, Walford

Data correct as of 29 August 2026

One of the best-connected and best-fed corners of London, with a working market at the end of the road and schools that have transformed in a generation. As a home it is strong. As a business it is a crowded market with a cellar, a licence and twenty competitors inside a mile.

What's good

  • Fourteen bus routes and a real night network — worth more here than a tube that shuts.
  • Two Overground stations within a few minutes, and the City in about ten.
  • Ridley Road market on the doorstep — a commercial asset for any kitchen here.
  • The highest cycling rates of any London borough, with the network to match.

Worth checking

  • Surface water backs up in heavy rain, and a cellar full of stock is the expensive version of that.
  • New flats consented close by can turn into noise complaints and then licence conditions.
  • Contested permit zone, and dray access on a residential square needs confirming in writing.
  • Around twenty pubs and bars within a mile — on this report that is the competition, not an amenity.

Moving in

Day to day this is a well-connected, well-fed square with two Overground stations, fourteen bus routes and a market at the end of the road. Living here is easy. Trading here is the harder proposition: survey the cellar before you do anything else, get the rateable value rather than the council tax band, read the agent-of-change position on every flat consented nearby, and settle how the dray gets to the kerb before you sign.

Environment & risk

Flood risk
The cellar is the whole question here
No river flood risk — the Lea is far enough east and this ground sits above the tidal reach. Surface water is the live one: Hackney runs Victorian combined sewers under a lot of hard standing, and heavy summer downpours back up. On an ordinary house that is a nuisance. On premises with a cellar full of stock and electrics it is the single most expensive thing that can go wrong, and it should be surveyed before anything else on this list.
Crime rate
Above average, and licensed premises carry more of it
Above the national average, as inner east London is, with theft, vehicle crime and anti-social behaviour doing the volume and the concentration on the main roads rather than the residential squares. The trend across Hackney has been downward for several years. Worth noting that a pub sits at the sharp end of night-time incident statistics whatever the surrounding area does, and the licence conditions will reflect that.
Air quality
Kingsland Road sets the ceiling
Nitrogen dioxide runs above the WHO guideline along the A10 and has fallen markedly since ULEZ without getting comfortably clear. A square set back from the main road does considerably better than the corridor readings suggest, but you are two streets from one of the busiest bus routes in London and it shows in the numbers. The square itself is stiller than it ought to be, which is largely a function of how much of local life happens indoors and at volume.
Radon gas
Not a radon area
London clay, lowest band. No testing or remedial work is expected. Note that radon accumulates in cellars more than in living space generally, but not at levels that register anywhere in this part of the country.
Road noise
The square is calm; the A10 is not
Kingsland High Street carries heavy bus and traffic flow from early until late, and the square itself is set back far enough to take the edge off without escaping it. The more relevant noise question at this address runs the other way: what the premises emit, when, and who lives close enough to complain about it. On a square this size the answer to the second is everybody, and they will have known about it before you did.
Aircraft noise
City Airport traffic, high and intermittent
East London sits under approach and departure routes for London City, but this far west the aircraft are high and the movements are limited — no weekend afternoon flights and nothing overnight. Audible on a still evening, and otherwise not a factor.
Railway noise
Overground viaducts, close and busy
The Overground runs on brick viaducts through Dalston with high frequency from before 5am until after midnight, and the lines are close enough here to be audible indoors on the side facing them. Modern stock on arches is a rumble rather than a clatter. It is also precisely why the transport section below reads as well as it does.
Pylons & power lines
Nothing overhead
Inner-London distribution is entirely underground. No pylons, no overhead lines and no substation at any distance that would matter.
Planning & development
Dalston is being rebuilt, and new neighbours complain
This is one of the most actively developed corners of London: tall residential schemes around the stations, the market area under repeated review, and estate regeneration across the borough. Two things follow for licensed premises. Cranes and hoardings for years, and — more consequentially — new flats built close to a pub that has operated for a century, whose residents are entitled to raise noise complaints that can end up as licence conditions. Check the agent-of-change position on anything consented nearby.
Coastal erosion
Doesn’t apply here. About 45 miles from open coast, so there is no erosion picture to report. We still run the check on every address rather than quietly dropping it, so you can see it came back clear rather than wonder where it went. The furthest this establishment has ever been from dry land is a booked coach trip that did not go well for anyone.

Connectivity

Broadband speed
Full fibre, several providers
Gigabit full fibre is available at this postcode from more than one network. For a business that means the card terminals, the tills and the upstairs all run off one connection without argument, which is not something every pub in London can say.
Mobile signal
5G outside, and the cellar is a dead zone
Four-network 5G outdoors and solid indoor signal at street level. Thick Victorian walls take the edge off it in the back rooms, and below ground there is nothing at all — worth knowing if anyone is expected to answer a phone while changing a barrel.

Health & education

Schools
Hackney schools have transformed, and the data shows it
Several Good and Outstanding primaries within half a mile. Hackney secondary schools went from among the weakest in the country to consistently above the national average within a generation, which is one of the genuine success stories in English education and is fully reflected in this postcode. Places at the most sought-after are competitive and allocated largely by distance — which on a square where the same handful of families have held the same addresses for forty years is less of a lottery than it sounds.
GP surgery
Five practices within a mile
Five GP practices within a mile, several within an easy walk, most accepting new patients from this postcode. Hackney has invested heavily in primary care and access here is better than the London average.
Pharmacy
Plenty, and several open late
A good number within a short walk along the high street and around the market, with late and Sunday opening between them. No difficulty at all.
A&E / hospital
Homerton A&E about a mile and a half
Homerton University Hospital runs a 24-hour A&E roughly a mile and a half east — a short bus ride or a few minutes by car. The Royal London at Whitechapel adds a major trauma centre about three miles south. Good emergency cover, and worth knowing precisely where it is if you are running licensed premises. The route is well known to everyone on this square, generally for reasons that arrived without warning around Christmas.
Dentists
Good number of practices, NHS books mostly shut
Around a dozen dental practices within a mile. As almost everywhere in England, the number taking new NHS adult patients is close to none. Private appointments are readily available.
Childcare & nurseries
Plenty of choice, and council provision alongside
Around twenty nurseries, pre-schools and childminders within a mile, a good number rated Good or better, with more council-run provision than most London boroughs manage. Fees sit below the central London average.

Lifestyle

Playgrounds
Four within ten minutes
Four playgrounds inside a ten-minute walk, including good provision in London Fields and on the Downs. Strong for a dense inner-London postcode.
Supermarkets
Two big shops, and one of London’s great market streets
Two full-size supermarkets within half a mile, and Ridley Road market on the doorstep — a working market rather than a curated one, with Caribbean, West African, Turkish and South Asian traders selling produce cheaper and better than either supermarket. For a kitchen operating out of these premises, that proximity is a commercial asset, not just a convenience.
Parks & green space
London Fields and Hackney Downs, both close
London Fields is about half a mile and has a heated lido open year round; Hackney Downs is closer still. Neither is large by the standards of a royal park but both are genuinely used, and between them this postcode does better on accessible green space than its density would suggest.
Running & walking routes
Canal towpath and a parkrun on the marshes
The Regent’s Canal towpath is a short run south and gives a continuous traffic-free route in both directions; the Lea Navigation and Hackney Marshes open up genuine distance to the east, with a Saturday parkrun out that way. Flat throughout, which is either the attraction or the drawback depending on your view.
Food density
Exceptional, and competitive
Well over a hundred and fifty food businesses within a mile — Turkish ocakbaşı, Vietnamese, Caribbean, and one of the densest concentrations of independent restaurants and bars in London. Excellent if you are eating. Worth a hard look if you are trading, because every one of them is competing for the same evening.
Takeaway density
Very high
Comfortably over sixty takeaways within a mile with every delivery platform working the area hard. High even by inner-London standards, and a direct competitor for the late trade.
Pubs
Around twenty within a mile — read this one as the competition
Roughly twenty pubs and bars within a mile, ranging from unreconstructed corner locals to late-licence venues drawing crowds from across London. On every other report in this set that number is an amenity. On this one it is the market you would be entering, and it is a crowded one.
Turkish barbers
Sixteen, which is close to the London ceiling
Sixteen within a mile, concentrated along the high street, most taking walk-ins late into the evening. Dalston has one of the highest densities in the country, and unlike most places on this measure the description is literal rather than approximate.
Vape shops
Eleven within a mile
Eleven within a mile, almost all on the main shopping streets. High even for inner London, and a reasonable proxy for how much footfall the area carries.
Gyms & fitness
Good coverage across the range
A dozen or so gyms and studios within a mile, from budget chains to arch-based independents, plus the council leisure provision below. No shortage of options at any price.
Post Office & banking
Post Office nearby, banks nearly gone
A Post Office within a short walk covering everyday banking, which matters here rather more than usual — bank branches have thinned to one within a mile, and a pub still takes meaningful cash. Business banking deposits are the practical problem worth solving before you take on premises like these.
Vets
Four practices, emergency cover nearby
Four veterinary practices within a mile and 24-hour emergency provision about fifteen minutes away. Good coverage for an area with a high dog population and, historically, a very high tolerance for dogs in bars. A small dog behind a bar is a fixture here rather than an exception.
Library
Two within a mile
Two Hackney libraries within a mile, both with full opening hours, public computers, study space and children’s sessions. Hackney has kept its branch network in better condition than most London boroughs.
Leisure centre & pool
Pool within half a mile, and a lido nearby
A council leisure centre with a main pool and gym sits within half a mile, and London Fields Lido — heated, Olympic-length and open all year — is a short walk beyond it. Strong provision.
Allotments
A few sites, years-long lists
Two or three allotment sites within a mile and a half, all with waiting lists measured in years. Standard for inner London. Community growing projects are the realistic route to a plot inside a decade.
Recycling centre
One within about fifteen minutes by car
Hackney residents get a reuse and recycling centre roughly fifteen minutes away. Note that licensed premises generate commercial waste, which is not a council household service — you will need a trade waste contract, and glass collection on a square with residents on it is a scheduling problem as much as a cost.

People & community

Housing tenure
Social and private renting dominate
Social renting and private renting between them account for the large majority of households here, with owner-occupation a clear minority — Hackney remains a major council landlord and the private rented sector has grown fast around it. A pub with a flat over it is a commercial title rather than a residential one, which is a different transaction entirely and wants a different solicitor.
Household deprivation
Above the England average, and falling fast
Household deprivation here runs above the England average, with overcrowding the most pronounced dimension. The change across the last two censuses has been among the steepest improvements of any area in the country, and the gap to the London average has narrowed sharply. Street by street it remains genuinely mixed. Turnover on a square like this is the figure that would tell you most, and it is not one the Census collects.
Asylum accommodation
Some dispersal accommodation in the borough
Hackney accommodates people under Home Office dispersal arrangements at a rate broadly in line with other inner-London boroughs. We report it because people ask, and because it says something about a place either way. There is no contracted accommodation on this square.

Cost & property

Council tax
Band D about £2,050 — but this is a business rates question
Hackney charges a little under the England average at Band D, around £2,050 including the Greater London Authority precept, and the residential flat above would be banded on its own. The larger number at this address is business rates on the trading part, assessed on rateable value rather than a band, with small business relief unlikely to apply to a pub of this size. Get the rateable value before you get excited about the council tax.
Sold house prices
7 sales in the last 5 years, typically £755,000
Seven residential sales recorded on this postcode in the last five years, from £520,000 for a flat to £1,150,000 for a whole terraced house. Across Hackney the average price is around £640,000, roughly flat on the year as of June 2026 (UK House Price Index). These are residential comparables and do not price licensed premises, which trade on turnover and lease terms rather than on square footage. Note also that a pub on a square this small changes hands more often than the houses around it, and rarely quietly.

Transport

Bus access
Fourteen routes and a strong night network
Fourteen bus routes stop within a five-minute walk, including several 24-hour services on the Kingsland Road corridor. This is one of the best-served bus locations in London, and for licensed premises a genuine night network is worth more than a tube station that shuts.
Train
Two Overground stations within a few minutes
Dalston Junction and Dalston Kingsland are both a short walk and put the Overground in every useful direction — the City in about ten minutes, Highbury, Canada Water and the north-east all direct. No Underground station, and with this bus and Overground provision it barely registers as a gap. People do leave from here. They come back more often than they mean to.
On-street parking
Controlled zone, heavily contested, and deliveries are the real issue
A controlled parking zone operates most of the day and a resident permit is required, with occupancy high into the evening and no realistic prospect of a space near the door on a Friday. For the trade the harder question is loading: dray deliveries need kerb access on a residential square, and the arrangement for that should be confirmed in writing rather than assumed.
Roadworks
Five active permits within a quarter-mile
Five active or imminent street works within a quarter-mile, mostly utility jobs, with longer-running activity tied to the development schemes nearby. Expect this to be constant for several years rather than a passing phase, and expect at least one of them to close the road your deliveries arrive on. The market traders will know the schedule before the council publishes it.
EV charging
Thirty-odd points within a mile
More than thirty public charge points within a mile, including a good spread of lamp-post charging on residential streets — Hackney has been among the more active boroughs on this. Rapid charging is a short drive away.
Petrol stations
Two within a mile and a half
Two filling stations within a mile and a half, one open around the clock. Prices sit a few pence above the national average, as across inner London.
Cycle infrastructure
Among the best in London
Hackney has the highest cycling rates of any London borough and has built the network to match — segregated routes, filtered residential streets and direct signed links to the City and the canal. Flat, dense and well provided for. Secure storage is the only thing to check.

Council & MP

Council & ward
Hackney — a single unitary, and your licensing authority
The London Borough of Hackney is a unitary authority, so bins, planning, schools, social care and the council tax bill all come from one place. At this address it is also the licensing authority, which makes it the body that sets your hours, your conditions and what happens if the neighbours object. Hackney has an elected mayor. Policing is the Metropolitan Police.
Your MP
Dame Meg Hillier MP (Labour)
Dame Meg Hillier has been an MP since 2005 and holds Hackney South and Shoreditch, which took in the Dalston ward at the 2024 boundary review — worth stating plainly, because the neighbouring seat is the one most people assume covers this square. This is who writes back if you take a local issue as far as Westminster. Licensing decisions, however, stop at the town hall.

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