The Fiction Files
This is a bit of fun. We pointed the engine at the most famous addresses in British fiction, ran all 48 checks anyway, and enjoyed ourselves far too much writing each one. The streets are made up. The areas behind them are real, and so is everything the report does with them.
4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging
The most aggressively normal house in Surrey, run through all 48 checks. Good schools, poor letterbox security.
Read the report32 Windsor Gardens, London
A four-storey terrace off the canal, run through all 48 checks. Superb trains, the cheapest council tax in England, and an A40 you can hear.
Read the reportNelson Mandela House, Peckham
Twelfth floor, Peckham, all 48 checks. Superb trains, a Stirling Prize library, and a lift you should ask about.
Read the report17 Cherry Tree Lane, London
A tall house on high ground, run through all 48 checks. Superb air, superb schools, and a price that assumes you work in a bank.
Read the reportThe Queen Victoria, 46 Albert Square, Walford
A corner pub with living quarters over, run through all 48 checks. Superb transport, a market on the doorstep, and a cellar worth surveying.
Read the reportThe Winchester, Crouch End
A corner pub in the one bit of north London the Underground forgot, run through all 48 checks. Excellent schools, real green space, and no easy way out.
Read the reportEvery check on these pages is one we run for real. If you'd rather see it on an address that exists, there's a full sample report on a real UK street.
Run one on your addressEvery work named here belongs to its author and rights holders. These reports are independent parodies, written without their involvement: Area Autopsy is not affiliated with, endorsed by or connected to any of them.