The industry expects you to buy blind. We're here to turn the lights on.

Buying a home or renting a property is the biggest financial decision you will ever make. It dictates where you sleep, where your kids go to school, and how you spend your hard-earned money.

Yet the traditional home-buying industry expects you to make that decision with your eyes closed. You get glossy brochures, staged viewings, and plenty of estate agent spin. What you don't get is the unvarnished truth about what happens on that street after the agent drives away.

We built Area Autopsy to change that.

No spin. No agendas. Just the facts.

We don't care if you buy the home or walk away.

We have no partnerships with developers, no commissions from estate agents, and no hidden agendas.

Our only job is to give you the raw, unedited truth about the local area you are looking at.

We pull official data from across the board, including the Environment Agency, local police forces, Ofcom, Ofsted, and the council, plus dozens of other trusted sources. Then we strip away the fluff, grade the data, and deliver a scannable dashboard with a blunt one-line verdict.

All for just £1.99.

Real data, backed by real humans

We rely on hard, official numbers, but we know data isn't always perfect. If a report ever feels wrong, or if you know something about your local street that the official figures missed, we want to hear about it.

Our promise: email us directly and a real human will look into it. No automated bots, no generic customer service scripts. Just a small team dedicated to getting the facts right.

Before you sign on the dotted line, get the full story. Let's look under the microscope together.

Zaradan, Co-Founder.
Junior, Co-Founder.